Realistic Facebook Notifications

  1. John's mind just narrowed
  2. Your high school boyfriend likes your photo. Your high school boyfriend likes your photo. Your high school boyfriend likes your photo. Your high school boyfriend likes your photo...
  3. Grandma posted a political rant
  4. Your frenemy Emily tagged a hideous photo of you
  5. Jennifer has invited you to an online party where you'll feel obligated to buy something
  6. That old guy sitting across the room at Starbucks? It's his birthday! Wish Sam a Happy Birthday.