Sprinkle These Things Around Your House to Keep Me from Entering

Inspired by @amieshmamie
  1. Fox News anchors
  2. Snakes
  3. Talk radio
  4. Condescension
  5. Rudeness
  6. Chlorine bleach
  7. Seafood, particularly of the oyster variety
  8. 99.9% of politicians
  9. Fire ants
  10. Lava