THINGS I WILL GO WAAAAAAAY OUT OF MY WAY TO AVOID

Inspired by @peacelovekaos
  1. Snakes. Dead or alive. I believe everyone should travel with a personal mongoose.
  2. Politically obsessed people, right or left, liberal or conservative
  3. Walmart, though it can be fun to spot Walmartians
  4. The sun
    Proud pale Irish Mole Person. Fake tans rule.
  5. Scary dogs
    Also rabid squirrels, et cetera
  6. Most seafood
    Dear Grocery Stores: Please locate this department in a separate building. Maybe a mile away. K thanks.
  7. Boiled okra
    NO.
  8. Music by Styx, Rush or Kansas
    Migraine inducing oldies
  9. Mold
    And Special Guest Star Mildew
  10. Roaches
  11. Turbotville, Pennsylvania
    Sorry, Turbotville.