THINGS I WILL GO WAAAAAAAY OUT OF MY WAY TO AVOID
Inspired by @peacelovekaos
- •Snakes. Dead or alive. I believe everyone should travel with a personal mongoose.
- •Politically obsessed people, right or left, liberal or conservative
- •Walmart, though it can be fun to spot Walmartians
- •The sunProud pale Irish Mole Person. Fake tans rule.
- •Scary dogsAlso rabid squirrels, et cetera
- •Most seafoodDear Grocery Stores: Please locate this department in a separate building. Maybe a mile away. K thanks.
- •Boiled okraNO.
- •Music by Styx, Rush or KansasMigraine inducing oldies
- •MoldAnd Special Guest Star Mildew
- •Turbotville, PennsylvaniaSorry, Turbotville.