Things I Will Mail to You if You Follow Me on Li.st

Maybe. A selection from:
  1. A ginormous diamond
    Or Moissanite. My choice.
  2. The color aubergine
    Or an eggplant
  3. Faberge egg
    But not a real one.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa
    Or his location
  5. Sea monkeys that really look like monkeys
  6. Homemade fudge, English toffee or brownies
  7. Offer limited to one follower of the next thousand