TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, SO
- •New profile picture, but do not be deceived, because:
- •I have informed my family my birthday plan is to be six years old today.
- •This means we are gong to see Finding Dory AND The Secret Life of PetsTWO MOVIES. ONE AFTERNOON. THAT'S RIGHT.
- •I will be spending a long time at the refreshment counter selecting many snacks appropriate for a six year old.
- •We will emerge from these movies around 5:00, at which time I will turn 21 and celebrate that birthday.Again.
- •I am really liking this plan. Being six has already excused all kinds of behavior. I just yelled at my son, "What do you expect of me? I'm only SIX." <petulant foot stamp>
- •In related news, I may be disowned by tomorrow.