TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, SO

  1. 1.
    New profile picture, but do not be deceived, because:
  2. 2.
    I have informed my family my birthday plan is to be six years old today.
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    This means we are gong to see Finding Dory AND The Secret Life of Pets
    TWO MOVIES. ONE AFTERNOON. THAT'S RIGHT.
  4. 4.
    I will be spending a long time at the refreshment counter selecting many snacks appropriate for a six year old.
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    We will emerge from these movies around 5:00, at which time I will turn 21 and celebrate that birthday.
    Again.
  6. 6.
    I am really liking this plan. Being six has already excused all kinds of behavior. I just yelled at my son, "What do you expect of me? I'm only SIX." <petulant foot stamp>
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    In related news, I may be disowned by tomorrow.