TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, SO
- 1.New profile picture, but do not be deceived, because:
- 2.I have informed my family my birthday plan is to be six years old today.
- 3.This means we are gong to see Finding Dory AND The Secret Life of PetsTWO MOVIES. ONE AFTERNOON. THAT'S RIGHT.
- 4.I will be spending a long time at the refreshment counter selecting many snacks appropriate for a six year old.
- 5.We will emerge from these movies around 5:00, at which time I will turn 21 and celebrate that birthday.Again.
- 6.I am really liking this plan. Being six has already excused all kinds of behavior. I just yelled at my son, "What do you expect of me? I'm only SIX." <petulant foot stamp>
- 7.In related news, I may be disowned by tomorrow.