WHAT YOU DIDN'T SEE: THINGS TED CRUZ DID AT THE RNC IN CLEVELAND LAST NIGHT

Yeah, he wrangled an invitation so he could snub The Donald...but there's SO much more.
  1. Peed all over the wall in the men's room
  2. Stole Megyn Kelly's eyelash supply and took a mustache selfie
  3. Wiped boogers on his TelePrompTer screens
  4. Quietly announced to several people within earshot that he wrote Melania's speech
  5. Sucked all the chocolate off the peanuts in the green room and replaced them