FACTS ABOUT WISCONSIN THAT WOULD MAKE ME WANT TO GO THERE IF THEY WERE TRUE
- •The state pays your airfare there and back plus a $500 appearance fee.
- •Everywhere, cheese is free.
- •The state bird is whatever you want it to be, man.
- •Bugs don't exist there (flowers still grow (through the governor's magic)).
- •If the governor dies, the whole state and everything in it disappears for all eternity. Get out while you can!