I just can't wear ...

  1. Yellow
    I've never found a shade of yellow that flatters my skin, my eyes, my figure, my teeth, or my mood. Plus it's my least favorite color. So there.
  2. Short skirts or shorts
    These thighs need a cloak for cellulite, and your eyes need shielding from the white.
  3. Stilettos
    I'm all for high heels. Given that my spouse is nearly a foot and a half taller than me, I depend on them. But let's have them chunky, solid, stable. I don't like to teeter.
  4. Regret
    It doesn't look good on anyone. I may wrap myself in it briefly, but pretty soon that shit has got to go. Moving on and looking forward are more my style.