I just can't wear ...
- •YellowI've never found a shade of yellow that flatters my skin, my eyes, my figure, my teeth, or my mood. Plus it's my least favorite color. So there.
- •Short skirts or shortsThese thighs need a cloak for cellulite, and your eyes need shielding from the white.
- •StilettosI'm all for high heels. Given that my spouse is nearly a foot and a half taller than me, I depend on them. But let's have them chunky, solid, stable. I don't like to teeter.
- •RegretIt doesn't look good on anyone. I may wrap myself in it briefly, but pretty soon that shit has got to go. Moving on and looking forward are more my style.