1. For perfect parallel parking on the first try when someone is watching
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  2. For finishing the laundry with no orphan socks
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  3. For parents who refrain from profanity when stepping on a Lego brick
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  4. For any presenter of quarterly financials who delivers his or her PowerPoint without saying, "This is an eye chart, but ..."
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  5. For anyone who can get three children to church on time—bathed, dressed, and fed before leaving the house
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  6. For most creative use of foods on hand to invent an impromptu, tasty, weeknight dinner for four or more
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  7. For remembering all of one's user IDs and passwords for 37 consecutive hours
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  8. For using only duct tape to repair a leaky toilet
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  9. For arriving at work four consecutive days with matching shoes and matching socks
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  10. For getting through the next nine days of election coverage without destroying one's television in a fit of rage
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