THE BEST BRITISH MONARCHS RANKED BY HOW WELL I REMEMBER THEM FROM COLLEGE
- •Henry VIII: He was crazy pants and I love it.Here's how to remember his wives: divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.
- •Edward the Confessor: loved going to church so much that he forgot to make babies who could inherit after him.
- •Mad King George: talked to trees and also helped make America happen accidentally.
- •Queen Elizabeth: did you know she had black teeth?
- •Mary Queen of Scots: dude, part of her castle blew up and I'm like 67% sure she had that one guy killed, you know what I'm talking about.