1. Just keep swimming
  2. This too shall pass
  3. Fuck it
  4. You can't spoil a baby... Hold them as much as you want to
  5. It goes by fast, enjoy it
  6. Run your own race
  7. Diversify
  8. Clear your history
  9. A messy house is a sign of creative genius
  10. Clutter causes stress
  11. If someone doesn't look happy to see you, they aren't really your friend
  12. Take a nap and everything will seem better when you wake up.
  13. When someone shows you who they are, believe them
  14. When you know better, you do better
  15. Treat everyone with respect
  16. What you teach your children is 90% non verbal
  17. Just because your booze is expensive doesn't mean you are not a drunk.