11 photos on my phone, chosen totally on purpose

  1. I spent three hours selecting the perfect sticker for this creep
  2. Right in the middle of that first chew on Christmas Day.
  3. This is my eternal internal face
  4. I woke up like dis
  5. This is someone's house
  6. Of mice and men
  7. Rain water
  8. 1988-2016 era New Jersey Blow out
  9. It's just too good
  10. He's a silent and indignant cowdog
  11. No words.