THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Inspired by @Fitz
  1. 1.
    What's your favorite word
    Fuck
  2. 2.
    What's your least favorite word
    Orifice (omg 🙉)
  3. 3.
    What turns you on?
    Engaging conversation
  4. 4.
    What turns you off?
    No sense of humor.
  5. 5.
    What is your favorite curse word?
    Piece of shit
  6. 6.
    What sound or noise do you love?
    That kind of laugh when someone is trying so hard to restrain themselves but whatever it is was too funny to hold it in. That laugh.
  7. 7.
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    When I'm hungover and someone in your immediate vicinity starts going through all the snap stories they missed from the night before. Ohhhh mannnnn
  8. 8.
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    Novelist
  9. 9.
    What profession would you not like to do?
    Brain surgeon
  10. 10.
    If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    Welcome! Peter, here, will lead you to the great game room where Heath Ledger is playing Xbox and has an extra controller with your name on it. Enjoy!