POTENTIAL MEMOIR TITLES

  1. "...And Then I Cried"
    Tales from the music industry
  2. "You're Never Going To Get Married If You Keep That Up"
    Life advice from my mother
  3. "Can I Pet Your Dog?"
    How I made friends, one animal at a time
  4. "Yesternight"
    Things I was told weren't real and that I made up as a child only later to read them in Shakespeare and realize maybe I was a genius... and hence, it's now the name of my LLC.
  5. "Can I Have A Bite?"
    Food I wished I had ordered instead