THEY SAY DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT...
...so here are some jobs I've allegedly wanted.
- •Angelina Jolie's left leg on a casual day.
- •First Lady of a non-threatening state like Minnesota, attending benefits and stuff.
- •Commuting eskimo, fed up with the dog sled rat race
- •Carmen SandiegoSpoiler alert: she's apparently in New York City
- •Millennial art studio model, posing for a duck faced marble bust of Medusa
- •Artisanal drinking straw model, trying to become Pinterest-famous
- •Ke$haClearly it was Halloween, but you don't dress up as Ke$ha by accident.
- •Rainbow Brite (1989)Ibid.