1. Sam Smith
    Because he just doesn't do it for me. Next.
  2. Fox canceling The @mindy Project
    Because that show is hilarious. What is wrong with them?
  3. "It"
    Because I was recently dumped. Call me maybe?
  4. Umami
    No really, what is it? I have no idea.
  5. Hepatitis B
    Because I'm vaccinated. Shout out to my mama!
  6. Wedge sneakers
    Because the whole point of sneakers is comfort. Why ruin that with a high heel?