THINGS I DON'T GET
- •Sam SmithBecause he just doesn't do it for me. Next.
- •Fox canceling The @mindy ProjectBecause that show is hilarious. What is wrong with them?
- •"It"Because I was recently dumped. Call me maybe?
- •UmamiNo really, what is it? I have no idea.
- •Hepatitis BBecause I'm vaccinated. Shout out to my mama!
- •Wedge sneakersBecause the whole point of sneakers is comfort. Why ruin that with a high heel?