I was just trying to sleep and then all THIS started happening. So yeah... I stick with Zzzquil now.
  1. Talking fog
    I think I started this draft on Ambien.
  2. My Blackberry fighting back
    It was 2009. Blackberries were still acceptable.
  3. That someone has broken into my apartment and cleaned it thoroughly! Like, wow!
    Nope, I did it. Whilst on ambien. Just forgot.
    Suggested by @dave