TASKS I WOULD ASSIGN TO MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT (IF I HAD ONE)

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. All housework, laundry and boring personal admin
    Obviously. Otherwise what use is a personal assistant?
  2. Working out
    In this universe they can burn calories on my behalf
  3. Attending social occasions I don't want to go to but can't get out of
  4. Bring me a cup of tea in bed first thing
    The definition of living my best life
  5. Uncomplainingly listen to me whinge and vent about my day
  6. Empower them to call me on my bullshit with no repercussions
  7. Keep an eye on supplies so I never run out of anything
    Makes me unreasonably angry when this happens
  8. Leave a message in the comments if you would like to apply for this attractive position (unpaid)