THE MISTAKES I NEVER LEARN FROM
Doomed to repeat these, like an insane person
- •Feeling unfit? Join a gym!Never go to the gym. Pay for a year or two then cancel membership. Repeat with a different gym or exercise method ("this time it will be different!")
- •Oh no, I'm not biting my nails -I'm just shortening this one a tiny bit because it's too long.Next stage: 10 bloodied stumps for fingers
- •I can't possibly do this now - I'll do it tomorrow instead.Continue postponing ad infinitum
- •Ooh! A book I want to read! I must buy it immediately120 unread books on my kindle. At least twice that on my shelves.
- •Yes, I would loooove to help you make 500 wedding favors. It sounds fun, quick, and easy.Suggested by @biz