Things I Think About While Pumping at Work

  1. Can they hear the machine in the office next door?
  2. Has it really only been 2 minutes?!
  3. Gawd, the wifi sucks in here.
  4. Is this really all I'm gonna get?
  5. What if there is a fire?
  6. Seriously, this is taking forever.
  7. I wonder what my baby is doing?
  8. I'm starving!
  9. Will my nipples ever look normal again?
  10. This sucks.
  11. It's worth it.
  12. Right?