Texts from my dad
I come by this Weirdo Artist thing honestly
- •Hey babe? You gotta exacto knife set? I'vea gotta a spare. I'ma texting with italiano acent cuz i wuza lookin atta my venice book.He used that accent on our answering machine in olden times.
- •So what do we do to celebrate "sexy rexy" ?Anticipating Rex Manning Day.
- •Ok. Here we go! How 'bout "1992 chevy van karaoke" could be big! Just gotta clean out my van first.He has lots of Big Ideas.
- •You made my day. Here i am standing on a step ladder in the north woods @ 33 deg. In the wink of an eye or a neuron i was in venice.I texted a pic of Peggy Guggenheim.
- •Going to get my donald trump tatoo today. Har! And monkeys will fly outa my butt!Plenty more jokes where that came from.
- •That coloring book is fantastico!! Speakin of reba: remember the week before you were born one of my students had a dream we named you reba. :-)#I never heard this story, nor do I remember its occurrence from before I was born.
- •Hey Bullitt is on and the car chase scene just passed the place I used to live in San Fran!He used to call me to tell me this every single time he accidentally came across this movie on tv.
- •"Chockolat chips and mushy peas" ice cream. Really! ...its englishApropos of nothing.