Things I Have Put Secret Spicy Ranch Sauce On In The Past 48 Hrs

I can't help it.
  1. Fish tacos
  2. Eggs
  3. An avocado
  4. A grilled cheese sandwich
  5. Tomato soup
  6. Broccoli
  7. Potatoes
  8. Ravioli
  9. Green beans
  10. Chips
  11. A spoon
  12. My finger
  13. A large dog hair tumbleweed chillin like a soot sprite in the corner of my kitchen.
    Accident due to overzealous drizzling. Well I didn't EAT that part, I was just accounting for the disappearance of that spoonful.