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3.5 miles of me screaming
- •Ok to refresh ya memory this is AngusThose shiny white chompers are just begging for nasty shit to enter his mouth cave
- •ALL the goose poopNo, seriously. All the poop. Even the goose diarrhea.
- •A bra cup insert?
Jk it was the best I've ever had
- •Jackfruit cubanoReverie
- •BBQ mock duck Sammy and jackfruit tacosReverie
- •Tofu tacosSmoking cow food truck
Mario 3 caused my tooth to fall out
- •I was in fourth grade
- •I was playing Super Mario Bros 3 on the ice level and kept dying
- •I kept dying and started to get really, really mad
- •The birthday kid!(No, I promise he is not high)
- •She bought him a "cake"What's fun is how I had to clean up the diarrhea later from the "cake"
- •My parentsHating that they are at a puppy party. They would rather be at a real baby's party lollll
99.9% of them are things that could kill him! So this is a fun daily game for me!
- •This is Angus. He is 10 months and kiiiiind of a dick.
- •BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
- •Let start the list with a dead frog. Yeah I had to dig a dead frog out of his grill.
Inspired by @Goldie
- •Peeling my snowsuit at Tin CupsA clown came up behind me and tickled me
- •My aunt having a jacuzzi and also knowing Bobby McFerrinBoth lies that I told kids in my second grade class
- •Being the kid scared of anything Frosty the Snowman relatedSigh.
I'm afraid of many things, but those demon birds are #1 on my list.
- •I was enjoying the heat and sunshine of a glorious Arizona day. I was on vacation and loving life.Little did I know that I was thiiiiis close to being disemboweled.
- •My dudefriend took me on a "desert safari"Lol
- •We rode around in a little jeep as animals casually strolled aroundThe driver/tour guide had a bucket of dog treats (?) that he would give to the animals. Didn't matter which animals, they all got dog biscuits.
- •This picture of my late beebee. I can't not smile looking at it.
- •Seamus majestically and regally posing in his winter jacket last year.
- •The love of my life and also my boyfriend wearing matching puffy vests.
- •RIP Bex - She died doing what she loved...listening to the first 30 seconds of a song and changing it for a new one and not paying attention to the road.
- •Here lies Bex - The single most amazing drunk-Amazon-orderer of all time.
- •Weep not for me, Bunbun and I are partying it UP RNI doubt my family would like this one but
I used to sing Bootylicious to my fat rabbit but RIP BUNBUN
- •Levels - Nick Jonas
- •Trap Queen - Fetty Wap
- •7/11 - 🐝