Inspired by @Goldie
  1. Peeling my snowsuit at Tin Cups
    A clown came up behind me and tickled me
  2. My aunt having a jacuzzi and also knowing Bobby McFerrin
    Both lies that I told kids in my second grade class
  3. Being the kid scared of anything Frosty the Snowman related
  4. Finally getting my adult teeth and then knocking one of them out with a Nintendo controller
    The ice levels in Mario 3 are a real bitch ok?
  5. Having a clown for a dad
    No explanation necessary
  6. Getting hit in the face by a softball in gym class.
    So embarrassing. Black eye 4dayz. Called mom from the nurse's office and the first thing she said was "are your braces ok?"