Things This Dick of a Ghost Did in My Old Apartment

I used to live in an apartment that had a ghost. It was a pretty cliché ghost for the most part. I think it lived in the kitchen.
  1. 1.
    Turned lights on and off.
    This is some basic bitch ghost shit. It would also turn our pictures crooked.
  2. 2.
    Opened and closed cabinets
    First time seeing this was p scary but after a while it was more annoying.
  3. 3.
    Slammed doors
  4. 4.
    Breathed/exhaled loudly in my room
    Hands down least favorite
  5. 5.
    Tapped it's stupid ghost fingers on the countertops
    V v unsettling at night
  6. 6.
    Sit in a dining room chair in the dark so it looked like someone was there when we actually alone
    Also it would touch our legs as we sat at the table.
  7. 7.
    Walk by my bedroom door at night
    Still shiver when I think about seeing the strip of light at the bottom of the door blocked out
  8. 8.
    Peek out around walls and corners
    I tried to be all like oh NBD I don't care. But I always cared! It's terrifying!
  9. 9.
    Fly it's dark ass out of the kitchen and over the heads of my roommate and I as we watched TV on the couch.
    Worst thing. We looked at each other and were like BYEEEE and ran into our rooms.