Thoughts I Have While in the Shower
- •Soap and body wash are the exact same thing but one is solid and one is liquid
- •Nipples are the weirdest body part because they have the same reactions to both hormones and weather
- •Ducks are the best bird
- •I wonder what that dream I had last night in which Chiwetel Ejiofor cried while explaining to me that we all have to do things we don't want to sometimes before revealing he ran a zoo that hypnotized chimpanzees meant.
- •Also penguins