1. Soap and body wash are the exact same thing but one is solid and one is liquid
  2. Nipples are the weirdest body part because they have the same reactions to both hormones and weather
  3. Ducks are the best bird
  4. I wonder what that dream I had last night in which Chiwetel Ejiofor cried while explaining to me that we all have to do things we don't want to sometimes before revealing he ran a zoo that hypnotized chimpanzees meant.
  5. Also penguins