THINGS I DID THIS THANKSGIVING
- •ShoweredI only do this for special occasions
- •Ate at elks lodgeIt's a family tradition and i made friends with what I think was a lesbian couple from Kentucky
- •Saw and reconnected with my high school chemistry teacher at elk's lodge
- •Pulled poop out of my pug's buttHe eats my hair sometimes and it gets poop stuck in his butt hole
- •Got drunk and cried in my bro's armsLife, man.
- •Passed out with full makeup face