THINGS I DID THIS THANKSGIVING

  1. Showered
    I only do this for special occasions
  2. Ate at elks lodge
    It's a family tradition and i made friends with what I think was a lesbian couple from Kentucky
  3. Saw and reconnected with my high school chemistry teacher at elk's lodge
  4. Pulled poop out of my pug's butt
    He eats my hair sometimes and it gets poop stuck in his butt hole
  5. Got drunk and cried in my bro's arms
    Life, man.
  6. Passed out with full makeup face