THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO ME IN RESTROOMS
At work. In public. I can't escape people's weird behavior
- •I'll be the ONLY one in the restroom and the next person to come is guaranteed to go in the stall next to me
- •People whistling while doing their business. Who does that?! You know who does that? Serial killers do that!
- •People doing a combination of crossfit and ballet at the bathroom sink
- •Talking on the phone while on the john. GTFO
- •Chicks who stay for what seems like hours doing their makeup in front of the mirror while I'm trying to drop some bombs
- •Bloodied up toilets from that time of the month. Is it that hard to flush?
- •Peeing completely in sync with strangers. Girls may not be able to cross streams but we can still make magic happen