A memoir. But not really.
  1. Leah
  2. D
  3. Leah's Friend Erik
  4. Henry
    (because cats should be allowed to make lists too)
  5. Bubs
    (he's probably already been on this app, then quit)
  6. Famous people who will actually use it, not just use it for publicity.
  7. Anyone else who will follow me.