My top Seinfeld-esque reasons for not calling a girl after a first date.
These were 10 separate dates, not one very unfortunate person.
- •She had manly hands.
- •We shared the same middle name.
- •She didn't like The Big Lebowski.
- •She thought hip-hop lyrics were "a bit much."
- •She said she didn't read books because it "made her brain hurt."
- •She referred to her multiple pets as her fur babies.
- •Her favorite comedian is Dane Cook.
- •She replied "Me too!" to everything I said about myself.
- •She ordered for me... without me even saying what I wanted.
- •She called me the wrong name through the entire date and I never corrected her.