My top Seinfeld-esque reasons for not calling a girl after a first date.

These were 10 separate dates, not one very unfortunate person.
  1. She had manly hands.
  2. We shared the same middle name.
  3. She didn't like The Big Lebowski.
  4. She thought hip-hop lyrics were "a bit much."
  5. She said she didn't read books because it "made her brain hurt."
  6. She referred to her multiple pets as her fur babies.
  7. Her favorite comedian is Dane Cook.
  8. She replied "Me too!" to everything I said about myself.
  9. She ordered for me... without me even saying what I wanted.
  10. She called me the wrong name through the entire date and I never corrected her.