REASONS WHY MY HUSBAND IS UNIQUELY AWESOME
Or: reasons why my husband is awesomely unique
- •Because he would request such a list. Obviously.
- •When I fall asleep watching TV (which is often) and wake up to find out what happened, he tells me that the Dowager Countess has died.
- •He tortures me with such regularity that I really worry something is wrong when there is a lull.
- •Under my name in his contact list is the label 'Helper'. It has been there since we met in 2006.
- •He inscribed 'Helper' on my forearm with permanent marker one morning. This was displayed prominently when I took off my coat to deal with a patient emergency at work. Awesome.
- •He held out the fact that he can cook, food shop and clean dishes until we had a baby 7+ months ago, after only 7+ years together.
- •I love that he loves cats. But I had to draw the line at naming one of them 'Tron'.
- •Seriously: Alexander. He's worth every absurdity.