Things that my boyfriend said after coming home from a mid-week night of drinking

edit: He doesn't remember saying any of this.
  1. "Technically right is the best kind of right."
  2. "They gave us free pizza for some reason."
  3. "Yay, let's get some slices of ice cream!"
  4. "Omg, but yeah, basically..."
  5. "They didn't have anything to eat there except random pizza they brought in."