Things that my boyfriend said after coming home from a mid-week night of drinking
edit: He doesn't remember saying any of this.
- •"Technically right is the best kind of right."
- •"They gave us free pizza for some reason."
- •"Yay, let's get some slices of ice cream!"
- •"Omg, but yeah, basically..."
- •"They didn't have anything to eat there except random pizza they brought in."