5 photos on my phone, chosen at random

Because Novak told me to
  1. A blurry selfie
    But seriously, why did I take a photo of a trash can?
  2. A screenshot of a blobfish
    True Zodiac
  3. Chairman Mao
    You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
  4. A horse's head
    How dare you do this to me... and on the day of my daughter's wedding
  5. This kid
    Bless you