These people need to fight
  1. Joe Biden and a clone of Joe Biden
    Static
    A pretty evenly matched fight, but eventually original Joe would win because he has more experience
  2. Jar-Jar Binks and Dobby
    Static
    Dobby NEEDS to win this one
  3. Batman and an exterminator
    Static
    Exterminator would win hands down
  4. DJ Khaled and Kanye West
    Static
    Hopefully they'll both lose
  5. Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan
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    It doesn't matter who wins this one because they both lost in 2012