1. An apple a day will get you laid
  2. A bird in the hand will get you laid
  3. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to fish and he'll get laid
  4. You can lead a horse to water, but you'll always get laid
  5. A penny saved, is a penny that will get you laid
  6. Slow and steady get will get you laid
  7. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, lay me.
    Suggested by @seantimberlake