1. People around you live tumultuous inspiring lives for about 20/30 years but still turn out assholes
  2. You find yourself walking in beautiful locations for far too long, as PT runs around you, sometimes jumps in pools
  3. You live anywhere in LA or Reno. Doesn't matter the year, PT will goddamn find you
  4. John C Reilly is yelling at you
  5. Adam Sandler isn't an asshole
  6. Julianne Moore doesn't have Alzheimer's
  7. Phillip Baker Hall keeps coming out of nowhere to scare the shit out of you
  8. All of your buds bust into tears singing Wise Up and you have no idea what the fuck is happening