THOUGHTS FROM A NEWLY TWEE COFFEE SHOP

  1. #rare #choice #twee #gram
  2. Barista w evil eye pinky ring. Is he evil????? He's definitely sick.
    NB: as a rule, I don't trust men with pinky rings
  3. Lorrie Moore?
  4. Wide-brimmed hats and the sullen white men who wear them
  5. "Artisanal"
  6. This
  7. People are talking about how much coke they did last night in "coded terms"??????? Also, #many shots of fernet
  8. gentrification