When you discover you're made of steel or just a big bag of s...weat.
  1. Shank Right, Right, Right with your Gap Wedge
  2. An attractive woman drives the ball further than you
  3. You have to hit a short-sided flop shot over the bunker on the 9th with a fully populated members terrace watching on
  4. That 200 hundred yard carry over the creek is actually 167 yards
  5. You forgot to pack your pre-"back nine" snack