Seven Best Phrases We Will Now Unfortunately Never Get to Hear in Joe Biden's Stump Speech

Please note: I like the guy. I'm glad he won't get tossed in the cable-news spin cycle and shredded for being a "gaffe machine" or whatever the meme would have turned out to be. He deserves a dignified retirement. Godspeed, Joe.
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    I could not be more sincere about this if I had some kind of sincerity-increasing device.
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    Hey, Chief! There's the guy! Can I tell you about this guy, folks? 51-inch vertical leap. CLOCKED. My hand to God.
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    "Bidaydas," my Irish mother called 'em. She was nuts!
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    This Croque Monsieur is -- I mean this, folks -- folks, it is literally out of this world!
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    Kneel before Zod! I'm just kiddin'.
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    Folks, I wanna -- I wanna -- can I get a witness up in this piece?
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    Wilmington? Little town, down I95 from Philly? Anybody? Ah, the hell with it.