No, really, I am
  1. My now deceased parents creating a stable and loving environment for me to grow up in, allowing me the twin luxuries of curiosity and safety
  2. My wife, who has lovingly and patiently (despite having been a lawyer) put up with my remaining stupid boy tricks for over 30 years
  3. My lovely, smart daughter who survived two lawyer parents to become the most compassionate person I know and a self supporting professional nonlawyer
  4. My deep thinking son who survived some stunningly ignorant and unintentional emotional abuse on my part to be a functioning nonlawyer professional who still talks to me