Already on li.st? Open in app.
- •Julianne HoughMy high school won a text concert; I stalked her car after the show.
- •Joe BidenHe spoke at the University of Pittsburgh; I yelled that my family was from Scranton.
- •Tim GunnHe spoke at the University of Pittsburgh; I fumbled through introducing myself.
- •THAT THE PUPPY BOWL IS ON SUNDAY
- •Le tits now!
- •That's all. I'll only make one joke for the next few days.
I'd watch this version primarily feat. the casts of Harry Potter & Star Wars
- •Elizabeth Bennet- Daisy Ridley
- •Mr. Darcy- young Colin FirthThey are one in the same at this point.
- •Jane Bennet- Emma Watson
- •Start a new jobThis will happen on January 4th. Probability: 10/10
- •Get fitterI signed up for classpass, but I love cookies. Probability: 7/10
- •Go grocery shoppingI always forget & I love takeout, but I pass a grocery store on my new walk home. Probability: 6/10
- •Spend less on clothesLol. Probability: 3/10
Listen while you read @ open.spotify.com/track/51yRiFNbB8aqFP1d7QnQoQ
- •Walk in to the movie with my pants full Twix, bag of chips, plus a Snapple
- •Stealing all the shampoos, from the hotel’s pretty bathrooms
- •Looking like a nice guy, ‘til I take your motherfucking Wi-Fi
- 1.Add his entire family on snapchat
- 2.Buy him tickets for a date night to see Star Wars without any prior knowledge about the franchise then ask questions throughout the whole movie
- 3.Like & comment on an Instagram of him and his ex from 147 weeks ago