NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS, RANKED BY THE PROBABILITY THAT I WILL FOLLOW THROUGH

Godspeed, self
  1. Start a new job
    This will happen on January 4th. Probability: 10/10
  2. Get fitter
    I signed up for classpass, but I love cookies. Probability: 7/10
  3. Go grocery shopping
    I always forget & I love takeout, but I pass a grocery store on my new walk home. Probability: 6/10
  4. Spend less on clothes
    Lol. Probability: 3/10