ALL THE CONCERTS I'VE EVER BEEN TO IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER

True story
  1. 1.
    Jimmy Page and Robert Plant (yeesh)
  2. 2.
    Fooled by April (ugh)
  3. 3.
    Public Enemy (meh)
  4. 4.
    De La Soul (meh?)
  5. 5.
    Chris's shit band (guh)
  6. 6.
    Interminable noise rock concert at RISD (hork)
  7. 7.
    Bjork
  8. 8.
    Mike Kelly, Jutta Koether, and Tony Conrad (great artists at least)
  9. 9.
    Then I went deaf in one ear and had a good excuse to never again subject myself to the perverted gaze-fest that is band-watching