INSULTS HURLED AT ME FROM PEOPLE IN PASSING CARS AND WOMEN IN BARS

  1. Bitch homo!
  2. Napoleon! (It was 2004)
  3. Carrot top! (weak)
  4. Later, C3PO! (So good and random! I was wearing a lot of gold, that's all I can think of)
  5. Fag
  6. Fag
  7. Fag
  8. Fag
  9. FAG!
  10. "You and your friends are really ugly" (this was so direct and said with such calm confidence that I had to pull out the big guns and tell her that she had fat ankles even though she was wearing pants. She just struck me as someone who would be bothered by that. She was EXTREMELY bothered by that).
  11. Hey! (Giggling then a hockey puck tossed at my head)