Brands That Should Sponsor My Life

  1. old navy
    i wear old navy leggings ever day and old navy pajamas every night
  2. birkenstocks
    because i'm a flat footed fool
  3. dr pepper
  4. jimmy johns
  5. bath and body works
    all other candles smell like shit
  6. kleenex
  7. lucky charms
  8. wesco
    this gas station is only around where i live which is truly a shame because i live for it
  9. mini cooper
    i'd get my driver's license if they gave me a car for free