1. mustard
    I WILL DRINK MUSTARD
  2. butter
    is this a condiment
  3. sriracha
    i squirted this in my mouth once and was filled with delicious regret
  4. barbecue sauce
  5. honey
    is honey a condiment -me it is now -my friend
  6. mayo
    IN SMALL QUANTITIES
  7. tartar sauce
  8. ketchup
    go fuck yourself