Michigan Winters Are Like...

we might get accumulating snow this weekend and i am not happy about it
  1. walking through knee deep water but the water is cold and you are cold and also the water is a slushy
  2. when your car hydroplanes but instead of a car it's your foot and you're walking to class
  3. wearing multiple pairs of leggings under your pants because your other option is snowpants and that's not cute
  4. it being -20 with wind chill but they still don't cancel classes so you leave 10 minutes early so you can cut through every building on the way there
  5. being cold and wet for 5 months