Never Say Never but I'll Probably Not Ever Do These Things

  1. join a club of people who love doing math
  2. get really into disney and make up for lost time by watching all the movies
  3. start thinking that guinea pigs are worthy animals
  4. change my major to engineering
  5. start enjoying the taste of turkey lunch meat
  6. get a large face tattoo
  7. become an exterminator
  8. be on a college cheerleading team