The Co(o)lest Questionnaire

Inspired by @magic
  1. 1.
    ARE YOU A WINE MOM, VODKA AUNT, OR BEER DAD?
    i'm like the rumchata cousin
  2. 2.
    WHAT IS THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE VERSION OF YOU DOING?
    probably skydiving or riding rollercoasters because this universe version of me wouldn't do either of those things
  3. 3.
    WHAT IS THE BEST COMPLIMENT YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED?
    any nice thing anyone has ever said about anything i've ever created
  4. 4.
    WHAT FICTIONAL UNIVERSE WOULD YOU LIKE TO LIVE IN?
    the mary poppins universe where she jumps into the sidewalk chalk drawing
  5. 5.
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN ALIENS?
    yes but do aliens believe in me?
  6. 6.
    DID YOU DRINK MILK DAILY AS A CHILD?
    yes and i still do
  7. 7.
    WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NICKNAME FOR YOURSELF?
    i once called myself a gay duggar (before all that stuff with the duggars happened)
  8. 8.
    FINALLY, CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE?
    no and i've always been sad about it