The Highs and Lows of Holding a Baby

  1. for reference, here's the little nugget
  2. this is a nice mellow baby
  3. he's just laying in my arms he's so cute i love babies
  4. oh god he's squirming around
  5. oh god he's making noises
  6. OH GOD HE'S CRYING
  7. okay crisis averted i just gotta give him this bottle
  8. god babies are easy
  9. ew why is he dribbling milk everywhere
  10. ew stop that keep it in your mouth
  11. oh my god i was just told to burp him
  12. how the fuck
  13. people are telling me to hit this little baby on it's back oh my god
  14. okay wait he likes it
  15. aw he's smiling he loves burping
  16. OH MY GOD HE JUST SPIT MILK ON ME
  17. THE FUCK BABY
  18. AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU
  19. okay wait he's going to sleep
  20. oh my god he's closing his eyes
  21. good night perfect angel
  22. i will keep this baby forever